Not Too Sure I Want the Must Haves

I was on line catching up with the daily news, and an ad popped up, and it showcased a shoe? a boot ? a goat's hoof ?(see pic) and it blatantly stated that it is a Must Have....in who's world?  The last thing on the face of the earth that I need is a stiletto heeled boot thing with elevated soles and some sort of animal fringe encircling my legs.  My fear would be that if I wore these things every male dog in my neighborhood would be coming to call to take a sniff of the new bitch in town.  This got me thinking about other Must Haves that I would rather do without.

• Tattoos - not a fan, especially not a fan of the latest, tattooing the eyelid to create a permanent eyeliner, in order to save precious time in the morning.  I'll keep the eyeliner pencil and get up 2 minutes earlier to avoid eyeliner tattoos.
• Mohawk haircuts on pre-schoolers, when did this begin? 
• Artificial nails of any kind.  I recently saw what the nail looks like once the acrylic nails were removed, and all I can say is one look at that....I'll settle for what I have.
• Normal, everyday not going out on the town shirts that show so much cleavage they make every woman look like a Hootchie Mama. Designers, raise the necklines, please.
• A pricey handbag.  When did purses start costing minimally $250?  I look at them and ask why?  I don't get it, and I don't get why colorful quilted fabric bags are all the rage as well. 
• Add a bead Charm bracelets.  New take on old concept, I prefer the original.
• Individual 100 calorie serving sizes of anything.  When did we get so lazy, or so dumb that we need to be told by manufacturers what 100 calories looks like?  And at double the price?
• Bacon mania.  I am not buying bacon flavored lip balm, or bacon cologne or a band-aid that looks like a strip of bacon.  Not doing it.
• Jewel embedded teeth.  There is no reason to do this, none!  Does not improve anyone's appearance and if you're mugged, most likely you will get punched in the  mouth for the tooth as well.
• Piercings.  I admit to having my ears pierced.  I even get it that people may prefer more than one hole in each ear, but noses, tongues, eyelids,ewwwwwwwwww...enough!
• And finally, Call Ahead Seating.  I have seen this sign beginning to make its appearance in restaurants:  WE are proud to now offer call ahead seating....I may be mistaken, but isn't that otherwise known as reservations?  In my opinion, call ahead seating is not a must have when you are grabbing a bite at Applebees.