Latest Trend in Super Bowl Treats

I like junk food just as much as the next guy, and Super Bowl Sunday is all about the pig-out, but these 2 guys (visit their website http://www.bbqaddicts.com/) have taken things to the nth degree. They have created a 5,000 calorie, 500 grams of fat, bacon-sausage roast. First you have to basket weave the bacon, then you lay out the Italian sausage on top of it. Next you need to crumble 1 lb of cooked crisp bacon in the center of the sausage, then pack the sausage into a tight roll and wrap it with the cross-hatched bacon.
The recipe says you can either smoke this or bake it in an oven until the temperature reaches 164.
Wanna bet that a lot of these are served on super bowl Sunday? The folks who manufacture Lipitor must be licking their chops over this one!
I must admit the roast looks pretty tempting to me!